we have a gig

"On the real guitar, you only need one finger for the whole thing. You could be Captain Hook and you could still play it."

Kids? say the darndest things...

"Why are there baby cokes everywhere?"

"Quit saying child abuse things on the phone!"

"Your stillborn zombie child is biting my neck."

"It's an evil creature from an evil planet and its sole mission in life is to make me miserable this afternoon."

"Apparently she thinks WE are hairy."

depressing?...yet ever so hilarious!

"It's my suicide dance. The more I do it, the more I die inside."

“Everything belongs on the quotes page. The quotes page is the words of life. That’s on the same quote. That might be the same quote too.”

Welcome to the blog of my quotes page. Every post shall contain another quote from the quotes page, and quoth the raven, I will not write anything besides quotes in here henceforth, but this post had to establish the rules. To that end, I give you this quote:

“You’re not allowed to parody the quotes page...you’re not allowed to type that, either.”